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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via formidablevictory)

sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

(via macaroni-overlord)

detectiveloki:

there are a lot of adults on this site who give me really bad vibes like. if youre over 18 and youre interacting with teenagers you need to moderate the fuck out of your behavior with them and a lot of you are not doing that 

(via writeroost)

greaser-punk:

birdiekorine:

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

i need these stat


They probably drank the paint water instead of the coffee

I just realized how long it’s been since I’ve had to buy condoms

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

(via somewhere-in-my-own-dimension)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via somewhere-in-my-own-dimension)

solluxandercaptr:

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

i’ll put ketchup in my mac in cheese if i want to

(Source: vicepresidentgay, via itsmissmeghan)

Anonymous: you're cute

Thanks boo ♡

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via reeferkitten)